Debate Recap, Courtesy of Salon.com
Salon (watch the ad if you're not a subscriber) provides us with a hysterical blow by blow recap of Friday night's debate. It is neither fair nor balanced, just hilarious:
Posted by shamanic at October 10, 2004 02:53 PM
Man asks Bush about the draft. Between convulsions, Bush distracts draft-age demographic by revealing the existence of a second Internet. Kerry says that using stop-loss policies to keep people from getting out of military service amounts to a back-door draft. Bush jumps off stool, barking and grinding his teeth. Moderator tries to pet him, sustains lacerations. Bush snarls: Tell that to the Italian guy and the Brits. Hey, we've got 30 countries helpin' us out. Kerry says: You forgot Poland. Smoke coming out of Bush's ears spells out these words: "Poland can kiss my grand coalition."
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