Godhateshrimp.com

If you're familiar with hater-in-the-name-of-Christ Fred Phelps and his website godhatesfags.com, you'll either laugh your head off or denounce the decadence of the culture when you take a look at God Hates Shrimp.

Bring all of God's law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver's and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye's shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants.

They have merchandise, too. (Armstrong Williams Qualifier: I am in no way affiliated with God Hates Shrimp.com, and I will receive no monetary or tangible benefit if you purchase and sport merch from them. I will get a good laugh if I see you out in God Hates Shrimp garb. That's it. I swear. And no entity within the United States Government has paid me for this post. Really. I promise.)

Damn that Armstrong Williams. These qualifiers are going to get tedious.