John Ashcroft Next Poet Laureate?
Dig Slam? Just imagine the poetic fisticuffs of a steel cage spoken word death match between former Attorney General John Ashcroft and Ten Commandments Judge Roy Moore of Alabama. Yee Haw!
Can't find any other mention of this story, so I'm praying to Our Lord God (I promise!) that it's just tasty good satire. If so, mad props to Deanna Swift for coming up with it.
Posted by shamanic at February 18, 2005 12:40 AMPost a comment

"An odd point of view to say the least."
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