As the Nigerian Scam Evolves

Just got this. I suggested to one scammer recently that he just deposit the $9 million into my Paypal account. Anyway, I love these:

Dear Friend,

Assalamu Alaikum, may Allah bless us in the name of Allah Almighty the merciful.
My name is Mohammed Sadeq, I am a crude oil marketer in Baghdad, Iraq. During the
war led by the U.S and coalition forces, my home, investment and properties were
bombed down. I lost my wife and two children in the bomb blast and I escaped death
but sustained a very serious internal injury that leads me to have been diagnosed
with esophageal cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right
now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone
(not even myself) but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous,
I was always hostile to people because of my closeness to Saddam Hussein first son
Uday Hussein and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared
for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just
wanting to have or make all the money in the world. Now that Allah has called me,
I want Allah to be merciful to me and accept my soul, I have decided to give alms
to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on
earth.

I need help from a reliable and honest person I can trust in the name of Allah the
merciful. Considering my present predicament and the political situation in Iraq,
I now seek your assistance to help me clear Thirty million US-Dollars (US$30,000,000.00)
that I have with a recognize bank in Europe and I will want you to help me collect
this deposited fund and dispatched it to charity organizations as i will instruct
you to do.

I don’t need any telephone communication in this regards because of my health, the
present situation in Iraq and some of my relatives around me. I don’t want them
to know about this new development and with Allah the merciful, all things are possible.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of my lawyer in Europe
and i will also issue you a letter of authority through my lawyer that will prove
you as the next of kin to this fund base on my instructions. I want you to always
pray for me and I have set aside 15% for you for your time and patience. Please
send a reply through my below email address with your full contact information for
more private and confidential communication and note that any delay in your reply
will give me room in searching for another person for this same purpose because
you are the only person I have contacted for now. Please assure me that you will
act accordingly as I will instruct you to do.

Insya Allah,
Mohammed Sadeq.
Email:mohammedsadeq2@walla.com