April 29, 2006

Atlanta Happenings

Tonight, 7 Stages Theater opens Nickle & Dimed, based on the book by Barbara Ehrenreich. Addressing issues of wages and "making it" at low-wage jobs in America, I got a lot out of the book when I read it several years ago. I'll review the play tomorrow, so if you come and see it tonight you can decide whether I'm full of crap.

Next week: Author Ellyn Maybe comes to town. Thursday night, she reads from her newest book Praha and the Poet at the Tower II on Ralph McGill Blvd., Friday at Charis Books in L5P, and on Sunday she'll be the featured poet at Java Monkey Speaks in Decatur. (All three events request donations. $5.00 is a nice number, but it isn't required.)

April 14, 2006

I want to be that rich

The Cheney's get a $1.9 million tax refund. Say what you will about his ethics, competence, or demeanor, but the man is a role model for how much money we all aspire to have. It's true: I want to be that rich.

Smoke and Mirrors

20.5 million Americans may be subject to the Alternative Minimum Tax next year because of Congressional inaction on the issue. Turns out with the AMT, the government would be much deeper in debt, so neither Bush nor the Congress can afford to kill it. Bush's tax legacy: just another sham.

Revolt at the Pentagon

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

There's something inherently dangerous in Generals, retired though they may be, stepping into the public eye to demand anything of the civilian leadership of the Armed Forces. When they are calling for the Secretary of Defense to resign, the issue is potent with Constitutional issues.

Tennyson wrote of soldiers of a different country and a different war:

Their's not to make reply,
Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to do and die
but the concept is true here and now. It is worth noting that he was documenting the disasterous Charge of the Light Brigade during the Crimean War.

Still, a soldier, even if he wears stars on his shoulder, does not make policy. He conducts the policy of the President as communicated through the Secretary of Defense. President Bush has clung to Donald Rumsfeld through the Iraq WMD fiasco, Abu Ghraib, and the deepening sense in the public, and apparently also in the military, that the Iraq occupation has become an unwinnable quagmire.

What is to be done here?

Glancing at the text of the Constitution, it appears that Congress' only response is mentioned in Article 2, Section 4, which lays out the grounds for impeachment of "civil Officers", as well as the President.

Let me be clear. I'm not talking about impeaching the President here. I am wondering however if Congress has ever impeached a civil officer, such as a cabinet member, and if so, whether Donald Rumsfeld has done anything that would amount to "Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors."

I doubt that his history of stretching the English language to its furthest boundaries and engaging in a policy of strength through bravado rises to that standard. He is said to have offered his resignation on several occasions after Abu Ghraib, but the President refused it. The President's cabinet and staff serve "at the pleasure of the President", but if Rumsfeld's leadership at the Pentagon is taking us towards something like a constitutional crisis in a time of war, we have a very, very serious problem.

George Bush appears to be the only person who can solve this issue. His track record on problem-solving is not heartening. Then there's the deeper issue: what if the problem isn't really Rumsfeld, but Bush? What if Rumsfeld was replaced and communication between the White House and Pentagon completely broke down because the President can't tolerate change and can't adapt to new personalities?

We are, through an odd and often tragic series of events, at war. It is not a popular war. The commander in chief is an unpopular president, and increasingly appears to be an unpopular figure to the military. He is a man who lives to dig in his heels, clench his jaw, and swing at whatever enemy he imagines stands before him.

He went after the CIA when it appeared to have institutionally sided with John Kerry in the last election. What will he do to America's armed forces if he perceives the Pentagon to be a hotbed of dissent?

These are dangerous times that grow more so all the time. America chose wrong in 2004. How much damage will we allow George Bush to do to the institutions of our nation that sustain our freedom and power? Time will tell, but if the rest of the story goes the way it has thus far, we won't care at all for the ending.

April 12, 2006

More Fantastic Backpeddling

Frist and Hastert:

"It remains our intent to produce a strong border security bill that will not make unlawful presence in the United States a felony."
Then why on earth did you write and pass a bill that makes unlawful presense in the United States a felony?

As I recall, Frist's first attempt at Senate legislation was quite similar to the Hastert's House bill.

Phil Gingrey, a representative from Georgia is quoted in the piece as saying: "From the standpoint of those who would applaud the House's stand, I'd say we have not gotten sufficient credit. I'm somewhat distressed that they have not gotten word of what we've done."

The GOP base is upset because the House can pass whatever wild and crazy ideas it wants--Execute "illegals"? No problem!--but the GOP Senate will stop it. If the GOP-controlled congress can't pass the legislation the base wants, what good is the GOP?

They caved, and the base knows it. So they're losing their base and one of the fastest-growing voting blocs around. Brings a smile to my lips.

Running the Wrong Way

The other thing that's fun about the new Frist/Hastert triangulation on immigration is the way that they're running the wrong way, at least in the eyes of their base. As a long-term strategy, I'm all in favor of isolating racists, nativists, and xenophobes, but as a short-term approach for the GOP, it's bad news. This is an election year, and they're suddenly facing a dual backlash.

There's the backlash from the hispanic voting block, whose ire could cause catastrophic results in states like Florida. That particular block has not been solidly in either party's column (and hopefully is an early indicator of a future where groups don't easily fall into one column or the other, but that's another post), and that's what scares what Frist, Hastert, and Bush. They had hoped that their socially conservative messaging would appeal to the largely Catholic community of first and second-generation immigrants. The problem is that a large portion of the GOP base associates social conservatism with crackdowns on "illegals".

Thus far, the GOP hasn't had too rough a time reconciling these interests because until Bush decided to make it an issue, they generally avoided addressing immigration.

The second backlash will come from the established GOP base. This is the more critical one for the midterms and 2008, because these voters can be counted on to turn out and vote for a turnip if it has an (R) after its name on the ballot. If it looks to them like the GOP is pandering to "illegals" and other segments of the population that this nativist base considers undeserving, they'll stay home or, perhaps, vote libertarian.

Either way, Frist and Haster's new position on immigration seems to continue a long string of miscalculations on the issue, and bodes terribly for them in the midterms. They unleashed a storm, and however they may try to step into the relative calm of the eye of it, the forces they've put into motion simply cannot be reconciled in the next few months. There is no eye, there is no safe position for them, and it may well mean the difference between a congressional majority and two years of a congress that actually does its job.

Frist, Hastert, and Bush: America thanks you for your flip-flopping and incompetence.

Ah, more from the web: Seems that RealClear Politics is having similar ponderings, while Slate's Mickey Kaus disagrees strongly. I think Kaus only gets it right when he says "For one thing, to really capitalize on the popularity of a tough enforcement approach, the House would need an actual, enacted bill to brag about." Yup. As long as the GOP is sending mixed messages, it will offend the nativist base and those who don't want to round 'em up and send 'em home. The Democrats, meanwhile, are speaking with one voice: more border enforcement and clear paths to citizenship for those already here. This is actually the position that most Americans hold, and the Democrats have the added advantage here in arguing that they're actually capable of passing a bill that does these things.

Backpeddling

Sensing the impending loss of a powerful and growing constituency, GOP leaders are backpeddling on their proposal to make illegal entry to the United States a felony and attempting to blame Democrats for the bill that House Republicans made and passed.

That doesn't really work.

The provision making illegal immigration a felony was part of a bill pushed by House Judiciary Committee Chairman James Sensenbrenner, a Wisconsin Republican. It passed the House in December by a vote of 239-182, with only 36 Democrats supporting the final version of the measure.
I could also point you to the joint press conference of Republicans Tom Tancredo and Dana Rohrabacher, where Rohrabacher added to the national dialogue on immigration this way, "I say let the prisoners pick the fruits."

I say the GOP is nutty, but it's lots of fun to watch them try to paint the Democratic party as the party of intolerance. What next? Bush embracing the board of the Log Cabin Republicans at a fundraiser to show the GOP isn't afraid of gay cooties?

Sorry guys. You're the party that builds walls. The Dems are the party that builds bridges. There are certainly times for each, but your default is always walls, and usually people are looking for bridges. It's your greatest vulnerability, and it's just not going to fly to try to blame Democrats for your offensive missteps.

April 11, 2006

Corps Chief Admits "Design Failure" in NOLA Levees

Link.

I've got nothing to say on this except that the delays in getting the flood maps out (addressed toward the end of the article) prevent people who might return and rebuild from doing so.

Schadenfreude

I don't believe that the GOP anticipated hundreds of thousands of people turning out to demand that they, in fact, enact legislation that will provide legal status to some of the millions of people here illegally.

Sucks when those 'wedge issues' actually take to the streets, doesn't it?

It serves the GOP right. They've able to kick gays around for years because we're a pretty small group. They thought it would be fine to pick a fight with 'illegals' because they think 'illegals' are a bunch of silent, frightened parasites. I wonder what the bullies of the GOP are thinking now that their caricature has stood up with lots and lots of allies.

Is there a group that Bush will manage not to alienate between now and his exit from the White House?

The Right to Preach Hate

The LA Times reports on the growing movement among some Christians to sue for the right to preach anti-gay hatred in universities, private workplaces, and so forth.

I think it's an odd desire not only because you have a group asking for the right to disrupt the orderly workings of campuses and offices nationwide, but also because such a large number of Christians welcome gays and lesbians as a part of God's creation.

These people aren't just asking to make their fellow students, coworkers, and colleagues feel out place in their own lives, but to have the government find their narrow view of God to be superior to those who preach the universal and unconditional love of God.

My office if full of gays, straights, agnostics, Republicans, Christians, Democrats, Jews, atheists, and Muslims. If Ruth Malhotra gets her way, the courts will decide that her views are superior to the views of anyone else. I really don't want someone with that much license moved into the cube next to mine. Do you?

April 07, 2006

GOP Kills Immigration Bill

Wow, that was unexpected. Does this make the latest round of naval gazing about immigration a tempest in a teapot or a genuine attempt to create a wedge issue to rally the GOP base?

It seems too calculated to have been a misstep, so I'll assume they meant to play it this way.

A Grave Danger To Our Constitutional System

I can only second Josh's post today about the internal perception inside the White House that George Bush is the law and the state, and thus nothing he does can be viewed as being outside of the law or anything but a defense of state.

Obviously with any other congress, this state of affairs would be considered a crisis. Now that the Supreme Court has been packed through a collusion of this White House and it's lapdog, inept congress, the courts are likely to fail us as well.

I can think of few other instances where our Republic faced more danger. The British invasion of 1812 and the Civil War come to mind, of course, but even the excesses of Richard Nixon were not publicly presented as valid the way the Bush Administration consistently tells the public, on issue after issue, "We break the law because the law doesn't apply to us."

My hope is that the public has finally had enough of this and that an assertive batch of Democrats will come to power in at least one house of the Congress. You know a lot of Republicans are with us on the issue of the law applying even to President, but they aren't permitted to speak out because of the inherent dysfunction of their party.

April 06, 2006

Help On Digital Cameras

I know I ask this question from time to time, but here's another go at it. Canon Powershot S2, 5MP, around $350. Good, sturdy starter cam for someone with a Photoshop fetish and lots of graphics projects?

Cynthia McKinney Must Read My Blog

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This is exactly what she should have done to begin with (as noted here), but I suppose she gets points for coming around to it eventually.

It's also worth noting that a few days back a story came out about McKinney misusing $1000 in taxpayer money to fly Isaac Hayes to Georgia to celebrate the opening of a McKinney office. I wrote it up here, properly critical, but under the assumption that it would be the first of many such stories of improper, wasteful use of money. I've seen no additional stories in the press of such activity, and probably owe McKinney an apology. If her only "corruption" totals $1000, she's probably a lot more clean than most members of the House.

It's funny though. I was thinking earlier that if Cynthia McKinney was George W. Bush, congress would now be discussing making it legal to hit cops. Strange world, isn't it?

April 05, 2006

Democracy is a Contact Sport

I'm told that following this post, Cynthia McKinney is taking steps to meet with Georgia state legislators and address the issue of Georgia DOT's Highway 78 improvement plan, which includes the removal of a lot of trees that (used to) shield houses from a major highway. Apparently Congress has to earmark funds for soundbarriers and the like.

While I'm pleased for homeowners along that stretch of road, I think I have to apologize to the police officer who was struck in the incident with Rep. McKinney last week. I didn't know that she was a Simianbrain reader, and if I had I might have chosen a different tagline for the blog.

"I was wrong and I'm sorry."

That's what Cynthia McKinney should have wasted no time saying after her altercation with a Capitol Police officer last week. But as always with McKinney, everyone else is to blame.

She could wrap this up immediately with those six words: "I was wrong, and I'm sorry." But we can be pretty certain that she won't.

I wrote this in December about Tom DeLay's problems:

His shenanigans have to be a huge turn off in Sugar Land. Cynthia McKinney is my representative, and I know I like her best when I haven't heard anything from her in a while. She is, to be fair, an extraordinarily gifted orator, but I prefer not to see pull quotes from her speeches in newspapers. I'd imagine that voters in Texas on the whole feel the same way. We send you people to work for us, not yourselves. Barring that, we at least want a cut. Barring that, we at least don't want it shoved in our faces that you're a criminal.
How prescient of me.

April 04, 2006

Fleeing Texas

Tom DeLay isn't the first Texas legislator to flee the state in an attempt to block the other party from winning. In 2003, the Democratic caucus of the Texas state house took flight to Oklahoma.

Of course, when Texas Democrats fled the state, Tom DeLay sent Homeland Security to find them.

Wishing You A Future Without Success

President Bush praised newly-minted Virginian Tom DeLay today, saying:

"I wish him all the best," Bush told reporters during a brief White House session, adding, "It had to have been a very difficult decision for someone who loved representing his district in the state of Texas."

Bush said the Republican Party won't suffer from DeLay's decision to resign from Congress. "My own judgment is that our party will continue to succeed because we are the party of ideas."

When Bush starts a sentence with the words "My own judgement", one should assume that what will follow is a whopper of amazing proportions. Bush's judgement is more impaired than any active alcoholic's, so it would arguably be better for the country if he went back to drinking.

But then there's the whopper itself: "our party will continue to succeed," which suggests that Bush believes his party is succeeding now. But does anyone really feel in their bones that America is succeeding now? If the GOP is succeeding and America isn't, doesn't that suggest a pretty entrenched problem with Republicanism?

I don't know about you, but I'd much rather have a President who values the success of America than of his party.

April 03, 2006

Congressional Notes

Note to my representative, Cynthia McKinney (D-GA):

This is a three-parter, actually. One: Don't hit. This is pretty basic. You learn it in elementary school if you haven't learned it at home by then. But especially, don't hit cops. And then really, if you're a public official, a lawmaker, respect the people who enforce it.

Two: Don't take money that's supposed to be used for office supplies and spend it renting human beings. That's fraud. That's waste. Be respectful of your constituents and of the rules of the body in which you serve.

Three: You serve on the budget committee. You serve on the Armed Services committee. Where's the money for smart development in District 4? Where's the money for a sound barrier to protect the values of the houses along US 78 where Georgia DOT has gone through and removed all the trees? Where's the money for this district, Representative McKinney? People sent you to Washington to take care of this district, and the only legislation I see that remotely does that is a bill to establish the Arabia Mountain National Heritage Area. That's nice, but hardly a solution for the many challenges facing the metro area.

You know what, this is a four-parter: The finishing thought on item three is that if you were a better legislator, people might be more inclined to support you in tough times. But then, if you were a better person, you wouldn't be hitting cops and wasting taxpayer money. And if you were a better person, you might be a better legislator. They're all connected. Or in your case, disconnected.

Note to Representative Tom DeLay (R-TX)

CNN and MSNBC are reporting that you're about to drop your congressional re-election bid just weeks after winning the Republican primary in your district. Is that some kind of parting fuck-you to the Grand Old Party, which maybe hasn't stuck up for you with enough spine, or does Tony Rudy's Friday guilty plea mean that the jig is up for you? Finally, undeniably.

Fox is not, at 10:55pm ET, reporting anything about you. Color me surprised.

Oh, but as always, you're going to be superlatively shady about it. Never mind about the parting shot comment.

On The Team

Word. Tonight I earned a slot on the Slam Amok! Slam team at 7 Stages. I'll be representing Atlanta at the National Poetry Slam in Austin this August.

I've skulked around Slam since 2001 and followed it from a distance even before that. This is the first time I've gone out for a team. I'm too excited for words. I'm joined by incredible poets, including one of my best friends, Theresa Davis.

I did not expect to make the team, and certainly not to come in third place.

Next week, we all head over to Java Monkey for its finals and scream and yell for the other Atlanta team. Atlanta's spoken word and poetry scene gets hotter and hotter all the time. This is going to be an incredible summer.

April 02, 2006

Finding FEMA

The White House is having trouble finding people willing to head FEMA.

Unconvinced that the administration is serious about fixing the Federal Emergency Management Agency or that there is enough time to get it done before President Bush's term ends, seven candidates for director or another top FEMA job said in interviews that they had pulled themselves out of the running.

"You don't take the fire chief job after someone has burned down the city unless you are going to be able to do it in the right fashion," said Ellis Stanley, general manager of emergency planning in Los Angeles, who said he was one of those called.

It's funny, because ordinarily these emergency management types are exactly the sort who step in and save the day.

Three more hurricane seasons to go... Maybe 60 more hurricanes under George W. Bush. Not to mention fire seasons out west. Not to mention earthquakes, tornadoes, floods, and rising ocean temperatures. Not to mention the threat that Bush always points to as a reason to trust him: the threat of another terrorist attack. Duck and cover, everyone.



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